My Voyager Rewatch: S1E01

My #StarTrekVoyager rewatch S1E01 “Caretaker Part 1”

It’s the thirtieth anniversary of Voyager this week and that seems like as good of a reason as any to get back to this project. Also, the election is over and it’s good for my mental health to occupy my brain with some things that are neither politics nor work.

If you don’t recall how this works, here’s my introductory post. The other posts are here. I’m going to try BlueSky for the initial watches even though their iPad app is frustrating. Those will be back soon.

Incidentally, if you want to watch “Caretaker” as a two-part story it’s available that way on PlutoTV.


With Season 4 complete, we go back to Season 1. We’ll be alternating seasons until the end of the series. I have clear memories of the premiere. I was psyched for a new ship-board Trek series, watched the episode twice (taped on VHS… my god!), and dug for more info. If this were today rather than 30 years ago, I would have been clamoring for a podcast to extend the adventure.

On to the episode. Good lord! The opening text is way too Star Wars for me. But that’s followed by a strong opening that reminds me of “Balance of Terror,” an engaging space battle that does not depend on SFX. The drama is inside the ship. The intros for Paris and Janeway are good but clunky. Too bad McNeill isn’t “Nick Locarno” here.

Morn!

Voyager's original pilot and first officer.
Voyager’s original pilot and first officer.

Quark is in excellent form for his cameo. It gives Tom and Harry a “meet cute.” It’s striking how many of the characters we meet are merely plot fodder. Pilot, doctor, first officer, and security guy. Makes me wonder how things might have played out differently. Bam! We’re in the Delta Quadrant! It’s funny, the survivors barely seem to have encountered a strong wind.

We meet the Doctor in sickbay. I don’t care if it makes no sense for a hologram to show emotions, Picardo is hilarious!

Moving to the array is abrupt. A cute (holographic) girl greets Harry, leaving him fazed & typifying his character.

The farm setting doesn’t work even though it’s not supposed to. It’s better once the villagers are brandishing pitchforks. Abrupt transitions to the crew on examination tables and then to awakening on Voyager neatly create a sense of disorientation. Hey! Security Guy lives!

Our first look at the caretaker.
Our first look at the caretaker.

Things move fast. Harry and B’Elanna are missing, so the two ships team up. It’s nice that it doesn’t go smoothly. Tim Russ is a bit too low-key for Tuvok so far.

Ugh. Melancholy banjo music.

“Minor Bipedal species.” Lol. The caretaker guy is excellent at being cryptic.

Torres tries to beat the hell out of a door, and we’ve typified another character. And there’s a nice scene establishing Janeway and Tuvok’s dynamic. Vulcans don’t worry, but they miss each other? How’s that again? We end on Janeway promising to get the crew home. This is an excellent start.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

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Stars End S5E19

The Stars Like Dust Featured Image.

We conclude our coverage of The Stars Like Dust ―, with chapters 15 through 22. That corresponds to part 3 of Tyrann, as published in The March 1951 issue of Galaxy Science Fiction.

The cover of a paperback edition of "The Stars, Like Dust."

“We the People… Do Ordain and Establish this Podcast.”

As we rejoin our heroes The USS Enterprise, trailer firmly attached by tractor beam, is approaching planet Omega 4. There they find the derelict USS Exeter in orbit. Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Galloway beam over to the Exeter where the entire crew has mysteriously been turned into common rock salt, just like you can buy from any neighborhood hardware store.

No, wait. I’m confused. That’s the “Omega Glory,” S2E23 of Star Trek. I swear, sometimes these Star Trek references just write themselves.

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Anyway, the beginning of the episode is actually pretty good, but the ending is very, very dumb. So dumb that it lands it in the “So bad you have to see it to believe it” category. Unfortunately for the episode, people only seem to remember that ending.

To Asimov’s credit, we know that he did not like that ending, Strangely he didn’t like it even some 15 years or so before the episode aired. How does that work? I guess you’ll have to listen to our episode.

Meanwhile, being of a certain age myself, I can’t seem to get this little earworm out of my head.

Let’s all sing along! “Ee Plannista, enor durtofo amo orper fectyoo nion…” Everybody!!

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The Stars Like Dust Featured Image.

And now we settle in for the second part of the Good Doctor’s second novel! Join us as we dust The Stars, Like Dust— with commentary like powdered sugar on a doughnut! Let’s chat about chapters nine through fourteen!

A 1980s book jacket for The Stars Like Dust—.

“The Podcast Was Located in a Little Niche Just Outside the Cabin”

If this novel was feeling a little non-Asenion for your tastes, this installment might be for you! If you love Golan Treveze or the version of Hari Seldon who inhabits the Foundation Prequels, you’ll like Biron Ferrill better as this installment goes forward! If you think that there is a bit too much buckling and swashing in the first section, there is a bit of action where Biron overpowers a guard, tying him up with a pair of pantyhose. But once Gil and Artemisia help steal a space ship things settle down to storytelling and discussing galactic goings on as opposed to any actual going or actually doing anything story-inspiring. Plus, it’s something that passes for a plot twist!

So, let’s go! Help us bust the stars like dust with the vacuum of space!

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The Stars Like Dust Featured Image.

Let’s dig into the Great and Glorious Az’s second novel! Join us for The Stars, Like Dust—! In this episode, we sift through chapters one through eight.

“The Podcast Murmured to itself Gently”

The Stars, Like Dust is book #003 in the Asimov canon. That’s a little misleading. Book #002 I, Robot is a fix-up; most of it had been written years before. This was the second time the Good Doctor sat down to write a book and he intended to write a Novel with a capital “N.” He wasn’t having a good time of it. Walter Bradbury, Asimov’s editor, had liked Pebble in the Sky and wanted a follow-up but he also wanted an outline and a couple of sample chapters. Bradbury rejected the first two proposals. John Jenkins of AsimovReviews.net put it this way.

…now that he was a Novelist, Asimov was thinking he needed to write like one and was getting carried away. Rather than his sticking to his usual sparse prose, he was getting distinctly florid, and he needed to tone things down.

That’s what comes from trying to write a Novel with a capital “N” I suppose. To make matters worse, when Galaxy Science Fiction bought the right to serialize the novel Horace Gold insisted on a subplot that Asimov really didn’t care for.

But now it was time to sit down and write, which is what our good friend Isaac does best. Join us to see how the book turned out! This reading coincides with the installment published in the January 1951 issue of Galaxy Science Fiction under the title Tyrann.

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We encounter the back cover of the Good Doctor’s first actual book as we wrap up The Pebble in the Sky with chapters 14 through 22.

Cover of the Bantam Paperback edition of Pebble in the Sky (1957)

“Podcast Along With Me The Best is Yet to Be.”

If you’ve been around for a while you probably remember our discussions of the “Great Man Theory of History” vs the “Bottom-Up” paradigm. In other words, do remarkable individuals with unique characteristics write history or is it driven by powerful historical forces that generate great leaders when they are needed? It’s a false dichotomy, but a useful one. In the Foundation Universe the bottom-up theory must dominate otherwise psychohistory could not work the way it does.

But Joseph Schwartz is just the right Jewish tailor with a special kind of trick memory who is accidentally thrust to an exact moment in Earth’s future. Once there he is brought to the only scientist on Earth doing a particular type of brain research. He then survives a dangerous experiment that gives him an unlikely set of psychic powers which he uses to save the lives of nearly every human in the galaxy.

Put those numbers into your Prime Radiant and crunch them!

This probably delayed the creation of psychohistory by hundreds of years. “I just don’t understand it, Hari, the math says everyone in the galaxy should be dead right now.”

You’ll want to hear this! Let’s GO!

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Here’s your chance to join the discussion about Pebble in the Sky, Chapters 7 through 13! Also, we’ll open up the “Stars End Mailbag” and talk about Star Trek: Discovery!

Cover of Pebble in the Sky, paperback ed. , circa 1992

“There is Only One Reason Why a Synapsifier Can Possibly Be Used – To Improve a Podcast”

A lot of us who are past the point where we would be culled by the 60 take supplements to, theoretically, help improve our memory. Just the other day I couldn’t remember the title of the Star Trek episode “Return to Tomorrow.” That was no fun. I think most of us would like to be at least a little smarter and maybe some of what would come from a device like the synapsifier could be helpful.

I’ll pass on the parts about being lost in the department store, wandering about the automat, or being driven mad by the thoughts of strangers though. Those don’t sound fun either. “Lost in the Supermarket” by the Clash might sum up all of these potential side effects.

It would though, improve a podcast, to a point. Remembering what we want to say would help quite a bit. And having perfect recall would save a lot of note-taking. But telepathic communications would ruin things even with state-of-the-art recording equipment unless an hour of silence would be an improvement.

In the meantime, we’ll muddle through and bring you the best podcast possible with regular human brains and imperfect memory! Let’s GO!

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Pebble In The Sky First Edition Cover

We begin our conversation about Pebble in the Sky with Chapters 1 through 6.

“Between One Podcast and the Next.”

Isaac Asimov is famously prolific; if you know one thing about the Great and Glorious Az it might be that he wrote more than 500 books. Asimov-Reviews.net puts the number at 514 counting the Good Doctor’s dissertation. Asimov.Fandom.com puts the number at a much more modest 506.

The Back Cover of Opus 100. Asimov’s First 100 books.

Why is this relevant? Well, Pebble in the Sky is Asimov Book #001; it’s the first thing he wrote that got stuck between its own two covers (unless you count his dissertation, which he did not). It’s also only his first novel even though he had already been writing professionally for eleven years. Most of I, Robot and the Foundation Trilogy were in the rearview mirror; those quickly became books 002, 004, 006, and 009. Pebble in the Sky is also a lot of fun!

Don’t miss it as we delve into this significant moment in Asenion history! Let’s GO!

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In which we talk about “Cal” and “The Fun They Had” with special guest Rachel from the Menuscript Podcast.

“The Podcasts They Had”

“Cal” has been called “the last great Asimov short story” and it looks like it’s his very last robot story. Cal is a robot who learns how to write fiction and develops into an odd sort of Asimov avatar throughout the story.

“The Fun They Had,” is one of the Great and Glorious Az’s most reprinted works featuring a student thinking back to how great school must have been back in the long, long ago of the 20th century.

We’re joined by special guest Rachel Schwartzbard who has just started her own podcast, the Menuscript, which is excellent. She’ll talk about it in this episode. You don’t want to miss that; afterward, you’ll want to check out her podcast!

The stories and Rachel’s podcast can be found right here.

Let’s GO!

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We finish our discussion of Foundation and Earth with Part VII: Earth. That includes chapters 19 — “Radioactive?” 20 — “The Nearby World,” and 21 — “The Search Ends.”

“The Podcast Seems to be Crowded with Things I Dont Quite Understand.”

I haven’t bothered with spoiler alerts for a while. This time, though, if you haven’t finished the novel and don’t want to be spoilered, seriously, don’t look even at the video below.

And speaking of things we don’t quite understand, this is a musical intro to a non-musical episode. Because, c’mon, if we’re wrapping up Foundation and Earth, how can we fail to reference ⁠Man on the Moon⁠ by REM?

Here are some Foundation-specific alternative lyrics.

Golan started searching for the psychohistoric.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…

Fallom playing music making Alpha euphoric.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…

Bliss is along and that means Gaia is here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…

Janov got to Earth because he centered the sphere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…

Now, Daneel, did you hear about this one?
Tell me, are you upgrading soon?
Danny, are you goofing on Seldon? Hey, baby, can you carry the boon?

If you believed they put a man in the moon, man in the moon,
If you believe there’s nothing up his sleeve, Then nothing is cool!

Here’s the bonus verse promised in the episode description. This was our first draft but it’s centered in the teevee world and we wanted to concentrate on the novel.

Here’s a little clone who’s a front for power
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Demerzel dropped the orbital tower
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Dump the First Law instead here’s the zero
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Another little clone is guided to inferno
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Feel free to play along in the comments, it’s fun!

And a quick show note; in our next episode we’ll be talking about two short stories, “Cal” and “The Fun They Had.” Plus a special guest!

But right now, the Man in the Moon! Let’s Go!

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Here we go again! Let’s talk about Foundation and Earth, Part VI: Alpha!

“We Have Old Men in These Parts Who Love to Podcast of Ancient Days”

If you like…

complex calculations in a cross between archeology and astronavigation, agrarian societies that nonetheless have advanced weather control and bioengineering, and telekinetic performances on woodwind instruments then chapters 16, 17, and 18 are bananas!

Also, Trevize gets lucky and is it just me or is he getting too much stuff wrong for the man with the magic intuition?

Plus, some Foundation show news from the long, long ago back before the interregnum! And we open up the Stars End Mail Bag! Don’t miss this one! Let’s GO!

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