My Star Trek Voyager Rewatch: S1E02

My #StarTrekVoyager Rewatch S1E02 “Caretaker Part 2”

The 2nd half of “Caretaker” starts with a log entry as the 2 ships enter a debris field. We meet Neelix. He exudes a real used car salesman vibe but knows stuff and will work for water. I laugh every time I see Neelix greet Tuvok.

Origin stories, like this one, can drag on, with introductions & statements of the obvious superseding the story. Still, I laugh when I realize the Ocampa live in a mall and that they brought Harry and B’Elanna to the food court. Are they building a climate change metaphor?

“Good to meet you!”

Tuvok, right out of the gate is the funny one.

Sigh. The Kazon. I don’t like the Kazon. Kes makes little impression at first, but it’s better when she starts playing Jiminy Cricket for Neelix. We learn the Ocampa are in decline due to over-dependence on the Caretaker.

Kes acts like the leader the Ocampa needs. Tuvok does the Spock thing and explains everything to the audience. Then it becomes a mad dash to leave the planet, with Janeway and Chakotay standing on what looks like the bridge that killed Kirk. The exchange between Paris and Chakotay on the bridge is kind of amusing but crosses a bit of a line. They still manage to defeat the killer bridge!

This show needs more Picardo. His mobile emitter can’t get here soon enough. The ship already looks pristine despite getting trashed on its way to the Delta Quadrant.

The Kazon are simplistic idiots, setting an unfortunate precedent for the show. We weakly cycle back to the climate issue with the obvious. The Caretaker’s tech destroyed the Ocampa’s environment. The language we use to discuss these issues has changed in 30 years.

Harry and B’Elanna go to the food court.

The Caretaker is abducting people and trying to procreate with them. We have new terminology for that too. Part 2 isn’t as strong as Part 1, leaving important issues on the table. Everything comes together too conveniently in the end.

Still, it’s a decent episode that does what it needs to do to set up the show. The whole of “Caretaker” is much better than this installment on its own.

Rating: 3 out of 5.

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My Voyager Rewatch: S1E01

My #StarTrekVoyager rewatch S1E01 “Caretaker Part 1”

It’s the thirtieth anniversary of Voyager this week and that seems like as good of a reason as any to get back to this project. Also, the election is over and it’s good for my mental health to occupy my brain with some things that are neither politics nor work.

If you don’t recall how this works, here’s my introductory post. The other posts are here. I’m going to try BlueSky for the initial watches even though their iPad app is frustrating. Those will be back soon.

Incidentally, if you want to watch “Caretaker” as a two-part story it’s available that way on PlutoTV.


With Season 4 complete, we go back to Season 1. We’ll be alternating seasons until the end of the series. I have clear memories of the premiere. I was psyched for a new ship-board Trek series, watched the episode twice (taped on VHS… my god!), and dug for more info. If this were today rather than 30 years ago, I would have been clamoring for a podcast to extend the adventure.

On to the episode. Good lord! The opening text is way too Star Wars for me. But that’s followed by a strong opening that reminds me of “Balance of Terror,” an engaging space battle that does not depend on SFX. The drama is inside the ship. The intros for Paris and Janeway are good but clunky. Too bad McNeill isn’t “Nick Locarno” here.

Morn!

Voyager's original pilot and first officer.
Voyager’s original pilot and first officer.

Quark is in excellent form for his cameo. It gives Tom and Harry a “meet cute.” It’s striking how many of the characters we meet are merely plot fodder. Pilot, doctor, first officer, and security guy. Makes me wonder how things might have played out differently. Bam! We’re in the Delta Quadrant! It’s funny, the survivors barely seem to have encountered a strong wind.

We meet the Doctor in sickbay. I don’t care if it makes no sense for a hologram to show emotions, Picardo is hilarious!

Moving to the array is abrupt. A cute (holographic) girl greets Harry, leaving him fazed & typifying his character.

The farm setting doesn’t work even though it’s not supposed to. It’s better once the villagers are brandishing pitchforks. Abrupt transitions to the crew on examination tables and then to awakening on Voyager neatly create a sense of disorientation. Hey! Security Guy lives!

Our first look at the caretaker.
Our first look at the caretaker.

Things move fast. Harry and B’Elanna are missing, so the two ships team up. It’s nice that it doesn’t go smoothly. Tim Russ is a bit too low-key for Tuvok so far.

Ugh. Melancholy banjo music.

“Minor Bipedal species.” Lol. The caretaker guy is excellent at being cryptic.

Torres tries to beat the hell out of a door, and we’ve typified another character. And there’s a nice scene establishing Janeway and Tuvok’s dynamic. Vulcans don’t worry, but they miss each other? How’s that again? We end on Janeway promising to get the crew home. This is an excellent start.

Rating: 4 out of 5.

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Stars End S5E19

The Stars Like Dust Featured Image.

We conclude our coverage of The Stars Like Dust ―, with chapters 15 through 22. That corresponds to part 3 of Tyrann, as published in The March 1951 issue of Galaxy Science Fiction.

The cover of a paperback edition of "The Stars, Like Dust."

“We the People… Do Ordain and Establish this Podcast.”

As we rejoin our heroes The USS Enterprise, trailer firmly attached by tractor beam, is approaching planet Omega 4. There they find the derelict USS Exeter in orbit. Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and Galloway beam over to the Exeter where the entire crew has mysteriously been turned into common rock salt, just like you can buy from any neighborhood hardware store.

No, wait. I’m confused. That’s the “Omega Glory,” S2E23 of Star Trek. I swear, sometimes these Star Trek references just write themselves.

A still from Star Trek: The Omega Glory.  Fair Use.

Anyway, the beginning of the episode is actually pretty good, but the ending is very, very dumb. So dumb that it lands it in the “So bad you have to see it to believe it” category. Unfortunately for the episode, people only seem to remember that ending.

To Asimov’s credit, we know that he did not like that ending, Strangely he didn’t like it even some 15 years or so before the episode aired. How does that work? I guess you’ll have to listen to our episode.

Meanwhile, being of a certain age myself, I can’t seem to get this little earworm out of my head.

Let’s all sing along! “Ee Plannista, enor durtofo amo orper fectyoo nion…” Everybody!!