My Voyager Rewatch: S1E03

It’s been over a year since I thought I’d get this rewatch going again, and nearly a year since I’ve had any significant presence on the interwebs whatsoever. Hopefully it will take this time. Live posts of upcoming episodes on BlueSky (@kolacinski.bsky.social), starting with S1, E6.


My #StarTrekVoyager rewatch S4E03 “Parallax”

We get right into the story; many things happen just in the teaser. Integrating the Maquis into the Starfleet crew is a story that needs to be told. Done right, it should take quite a while. This time we’re focused on B’Elanna.

Neelix explains black holes to Kes.  He says that an event horizon is a "very powerful energy field."
Event horizons aren’t “very powerful energy fields.”

The “senior officers” include the greenest ensign and the recent parolee. That alone should have taken longer to sort out. Is that what they’re going for by having Neelix and Kes crash the party? It seems sloppy. And Kes’ “good idea” about the hydroponics bay is too obvious.

The B story has potential. Neelix “explains” an event horizon. Somebody needs to buy him a damn dictionary. But the tension surrounding the issue is well-formed. A throwaway line explains why the Doctor seems to have emotions. It doesn’t explain why he’s so caustic, though.

There are many interesting things to explore about the Doctor. Can he grow into the position? Even he doesn’t know, as he literally starts to shrink. Kim’s dismissiveness and Kes asking his name put a fine point on it. A lot is going on in this episode… perhaps too much.

The Doctor, literally shrinking, stands on a chair to compensate.
At least they didn’t skimp on the special effects.

The episode gets better when the B’Elanna & singularity plot lines merge; the focus helps. B’Elanna proves herself and shows some growth along the way. It’s nice that Carey acts like a mensch after being passed over for Chief Engineer, even as Janeway mentions other concerns.

An ultimately decent episode with better-than-expected performances from some of the cast. It’s weakened by trying to address everything. Are they trying to shortcut the drama of merging the crews? The Doctor’s dilemma is one casualty; it’s mainly played for laughs.

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

#StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrekVoyagerRewatch

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Stars End S6E12

With Foundation Season 3 in the rearview, we attempt to take a holistic look at the entire season and put it all into perspective, not just within the show but its production. Spoilers to come as usual!

We’re joined by Travis Johnson, Friend of Stars End, formerly of the Black Alert Podcast and Star Trek Podigy, both Star Trek Podcasts, and much more!

“What in the Actual Podcast?”

I feel like we’re crawling from the wreckage. Travis, however, enjoyed the season and was looking forward to discussing it! I hope we didn’t bring him down.

But where are we? The Genetic Dynasty? Gone! Demerzel? Melted! The Luminists, Cloud Dominion, and the Galactic Council? Devastated! David Goyer and a lot of the creative staff? Shuffled off! Roxann Dawson? We don’t know!

Yet, the robot head we’re calling Giskard has WiFi, and it looks like robots writ large will become an important force in what’s to come.

Season 4 has officially been greenlit, but will we actually see it? And is there hope for the narrative going forward? Once again, we try to puzzle it all out! Join us!

And don’t forget to vote for this year’s ⁠Hari Awards for Foundational Excellence⁠! Polls close on October 11th!

Stars End S6E11

Hoo boy! That was one hell of a season finale, wasn’t it? You may have noticed that none of us were exactly bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as we remonstrated about Foundation’s Season 3, Episode 10, “The Darkness.”

“The Darkpodcastness.”

Spoiler Alert, as usual. Of course, you can listen without watching first, but this one needs to be seen to be believed.

But there were small photons of light trying to break through the shroud; we were joined for our conversation by Cora Buhlert, the 2022 winner of the Hugo Award for Best Fan Writer. Cora has an incandescent and extensive collection of commentary and fiction. Want to check it out? Start at her blog, ⁠CoraBuhlert.com⁠! Her latest foray into fiction is “⁠Queen of the Communist Cannibals⁠,” published in ⁠Cliffhanger Magazine.⁠

And speaking of cannibals, how about that David Goyer? Okay, “cannibal” might not be entirely fair, but he recently said that one of the reasons he’s stepping away from the show is that he “was having a hard time figuring out how to keep doing my vision of the show on a smaller budget.” Is that what this is? Full Metal Belt-Tightening? Who needs to send out pink slips when you’re writing the script?

Stars End S6E10

In which we ruminate about Foundation, S3E09, “The Paths that Choose Us.” Spoiler Alert, as if that wasn’t obvious.

“The Podcasts That Choose Us.”

If you thought that episode 8 was intense, this one was a philosophical gut punch after another.

And they come, fast and powerful.

We see the full extent of the Mule’s power as Gaal tries to free Warden Greer.

And we see Dusk, despite the “genetic drift,” doing the most Cleonic Thing possible. If you thought the destruction of Anachreon and Thespis was intense, you’d better buckle up! Sad, alone, and desperate to matter, even his final meal is an act of spite.

Demerzel is questioning. Rather than following an efficient, structured algorithm, a plethora of paths try to choose her. Can she find guidance in the Prime Radiant?

And finally, Brother Dude has escaped the compost heap and is rushing toward the Imperial Palace with the Brazen Robot Head that we can only call Giskard for some reason. Can Giskard help him make amends with Demerzel?

So watch the episode if you haven’t yet, and then join us for the show! What does it all mean? We’re teetering on the razor’s edge. Come see where we fall! Let’s GO!

Stars End S6E09

Join us for another barn burner of an episode as we look below the surface of Foundation, S3E08, “Skin in the Game!” Brother Dude goes on trial, Brother Dawn wakes up, and Brother Dusk is up to something so sinister that Demerzel is preconfessing. We’re picking up speed as we slide into the inevitable conclusion! Also, what’s up with Bayta? Don’t miss this one!

“Skin in the Podcast”

Stars End S6E08

Foundation, S3E07, “Foundation’s End” is another episode that demands analysis! And has big revelations! Don’t tell anyone, but I may have squeed. We have another special guest to help us wrap our heads around this one!

“Podcast’s End”

Spoiler alerts, as usual. And don’t let the title frighten you; we’re not going anywhere!

In this one, she names the robot that dare not speak its name. Plus, brother dude goes on a trip that makes 2001: A Space Odyssey seem tame in comparison! And a surreal fairy tale that probably has something to do with “the Mule’s” backstory! A bit, a bit. To quote the great Hari Seldon, “Tragic story, I wonder how much of it is true.”

We’re joined, once again, by Renaissance Man Extraordinaire, Paul Levinson! Since he was last on the show, Paul has published a short story, “In the Dybbuk’s Pocket,” and expanded the short story we discussed last time into a novel, It’s Real Life: A Natural History of The Beatles. Paul and some friends did a reading from the novel at Big Red Books. You can check that out here!

But first, join us for our deconstruction of what Paul calls ‘by far the best of all the episodes (of Foundation) so far! Once again, you don’t want to miss this one! Let’s GO!!

Stars End S6E07

Let’s chat about Foundation, S3E06, “The Shape of Time!” It’s a big episode and we have a big guest star to enlarge our conversation.

We call this one, “The Shape of the Podcast,” and people are already calling it “longer than usual!”

As you proceed, be warned! Here be spoilers!

If the mark of a great episode is that it becomes even more interesting on a second watch, then this one checks the box!

Our big guest hails from a planet that, to paraphrase Douglas Adams, is bigger than the biggest potato ever and then some! We welcome back Rick Tetrault from the ⁠⁠Infinite Potato Alliance⁠! Rick’s currently featured on ⁠⁠⁠That Star Trek Podcast⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠Unspeakable: A Call of Cthulu Actual Play Podcast⁠!

It’s big talk about big developments! Don’t miss this one!

Let’s GO!

Stars End S6E06

In which we discuss Apple TV+’s Foundation, S3E05 – “Where Tyrants Spend Eternity.”

“Where Podcasts Spend Eternity.”

We didn’t love this episode as much as the last one. Do you remember the Star Trek Episode “Court Martial?” It’s the one where Captain Kirk is accused of murdering Lt. Commander Benjamin Finney. It’s a little like that.

The climax of the episode comes when Kirk’s attorney, Samuel T. Cochran, deploys the Chewbacca defense. He starts with, “Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!”

Eventually, he concludes, “If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit,” and Kirk goes free.

Also, this description does not make sense. There’s a lot of that going on.

Stars End S6E05

Join us as we talk about Foundation, S3E04, “The Stress of Her Regard.” It’s an episode so big, so intense, and so seismic that it’ll take FOUR of us to talk about it!

“The Stress of Her Podcast”

In 1893, Nikola Tesla invented an ⁠earthquake machine⁠! Legend has it that by 1898, the machine was so powerful that neighbors called the police, afraid that Tesla’s laboratory was about to shake itself apart!

If you want to wreak that much havoc in the Foundation Universe, you ask Roxann Dawson to direct an episode! Hoo doggy, is this one a humdinger!

We’re joined by Joel McKennon of the Seldon Crisis Podcast as we break down this earth-shattering, paradigm-shifting, and mind-blowing installment!

Don’t miss this one! The entire galaxy might be trying to shake itself apart!

Stars End S6E04

We discuss Foundation, S3E03, “When a Book Finds You.”

“When a Podcast Finds You.”

Now, you may find yourself grooving in a Kalgan rave.

Or, you may find yourself with an intuitive giraffe.

Or, you may find yourself in the stacks of a large imperial library.

Or, you may find yourself with a dubious prince, with a dubious beard.

So you may ask yourself, “Huh, how did I get here?”

It was the book. The book found you as it found us all. But what was the book?

Was it some needlepoint mathematics in a Toblerone box, or Foundation and Empire?

It could have been The Zen of Positronic Robots by Sunmaster 74, or even How to Subjugate the Galaxy On Less Than 30 Altairian Dollars a Day by Magnifico Giganticus!

It almost certainly wasn’t The Sensuous Dirty Old Man by Dr. A.

So join us! Come along for the ride as we discuss what we’re calling “Possibly the best episode of season three so far!” You’ll be glad you did!